7 deadly sins

epic battle fantasies 1 and 2 (play 1 first ull understand the story a lot easier, o and in 1 thyrs a secret medal for clicking on the girls big buubs ull no it wen the "pervert" medal comes up

maybe hands of war RPG ( i say maybe cuz u might not like RPG's )

and madness regent, y, cuz i made a test and 4 outta 5 liked it

later i need to see a doctor about the broken fingers i have for playin these games for 10 hrs straight

but just admit it halo got old after the second game

maybe the graphics are good gameplay is smooth but to be honest shit isnt explained well enough but everyone that thinks im ranting FUCK YOU now ifyou will excuse me im going away from my computer to have a life and then get pissed off and then come back on the computer and then come back on this kick ass site

im only leaving cause i ran outta gum =[

as much as i would like to help you with other things that are you know babysitter approperiate cause i got in HUGE trouble from when i was watching my 6-year-old cousin and the next morning after he read your question and asked his mom i got my ass handed to me by another 1 of my cousins

so please ( THIS GOES FOR EVERYONE ) please keep the questions you ask me appropriate enough so i can answer them without my cousin getting me in troble ok?

ps genderless ill get to your question don't worry

i just give up screw u all

thanks to fiori party for making dane cook flash animations

ITS LIKE " YOU SUCK SO IM LEAVING !!!"

some ashole killed krinkles role model! also on a relevant topic my favorite sonic sries characther (sonic morons) is being ruined by those 4kids! ass monkeys.

but lets start with krinkles.. by his news post obviusly depressed, so ur neon white frend ( me! ) told him the trash role models like to be remembered as the good guys thy were... but tht u shouldnt mope cuz MOPPING IS FOR QUITERS and i no krinkles isnt quiter. he made 1 of the best series on newgrounds ( madness ) and i hope the 10th comes out soon

now for sonic ( poor bastard ) honestly i think its rele sad. makes me want to cry. sonics been around atleast 20 yrs and this is the thnx he gets. a cartoon series tht has shit written all over it now before sonic fans start sayin "o hes makin fun of sonic" im not! i think sonic was a awsum super hero but his glory days were wen sega was alive and coming out with thousands of systems ( dam did thy ever stop tryin to make game consoles ) but like i sed the sonic glory days are over but hes still a good guy and im the kinda dude tht noes wen a good video game characther is ruined or ashamed

krinkles i hope u read this next part cuz u earned this notification : Madness was the best dam thing ever created by him and nobody can come up with somthin classic and cool like tht

so if u go to krinkles news page give him a little support : for his kick ass series and tht he should find a role model tht is as good as his last role model if not bttr

night newgrounds

signed by a everyday gamer
-cometxsamus

i have been up five hrs a night A NIGHT looking at mgs vids and, believe it or not, i like alot of them, considering i never played the games.halo, good game, good spoofs, stupid grunts, and naggy computer, i mean emotion is a annoying thing to teach a computer, i mean i dont want my xbox360 to cry every time i put it away or have to hear my tv say "rot away your brain with me!..." while i try to sleep. and last but not least we get to a video game character which has stood the test of time, mario, a fat, red hat wearing, princess saving plumber! what was nintendo smoking when thy wanted a mascot?! and more importantly, where can i get that stuff so i can give it to my friend so i can make her shut up for atleast five mintes! now back to the plumber. im not saying mario is bad or that the games suck but there isnt going to be a thousand things in the road trying to kill you.

listen it was a long night at the bar/resteraunt i was at, i wasnt drinking, but my old friend told me this exactly, so i thought i'd tell you it...there is more to the world than flash videos and video games but without them i think we would be miserable,also i would like to thank Mr. tom fulp for making the site. Newgrounds, a place for gamer news, a pplace of comfort, a place of laughter, and a place where classic ideas are always welcome (and i spent three hours remembering what my friend said typing this and finally have a happy ending to this for once, so be happy) (sonic falls over) well i guess a drunk hedgehog isnt a great way to say "have a nice day" but itll work for now (until i learn how to make pictures appear in my news post) now im gunna o to bed (grabs a glass of water and sleeping pills)

night newgrounds

but in other news i will now assess some artists in short terms

tom ful (creator of ng) - a intresting fellow and original

fiori party (was i supposed to bring the booze srry i forgot or i drank all the beer on the ride over) - one word "creative"

krinkles (no joke about this guys user name hank will kill me!) - pretty good

chris niosi (no joke agen, he might send the girl with the gun, poor spyro got the worst out of that last fire fight) - smart and classic humor

super flash bros and double helix - hell of a team

techneon - i only saw "metal gear domestic" to know he is 1 of many tht this site is proud of (he along with these other flash vid makers kick ass and im glad for ng cause without ng or mr. fulp we wouldnt no any of these dudes)

if any of the artists above read this i wanna say nice job and keep the torch lit with other funny vids

have an awsume day!!! fuck ya ng is the shit (and i do mean the good way, and for the love of god, no spam!)

look i have no vid of it but i was killed by two things in fallout3 repeatedly

the fuckin deathclaws

my own mini nukes (cuz tht dam thing hit the wall not my enemy)

i would like u to tell me wut u think here or by e-mail

thnx have a bloody day

-shoots deathclaw in the forehead- tht lousy son of a bitch

a new resident evil for wii a new fallout

the fuck is the world comin to i mean who in thyr rite mind thinks the wii should have a shooting game
the cod game my frend played on his wii well lets say it didnt go well
halo wars sucks
skychi is back (yay a critic of runescape returns, i say yay cuz it means i can talk about it good or bad and he cant do shit)

and on a final note rick rolls are gay

IF ANY1 U NO RICK ROLLS EITHER A) THYR A BASTARD THT CAN MAKE FUN OF A GOOD THING LIKE THIS ASS WHO DECIDED TO MAKE A FAKE DECLINE OF VIDEO GAMING VID JUST SO HE CAN GAY IT UP WITH HIS DAM RICK ROLL OR B) THY JUST THINK ITS FUNNY TO PUT UP A USELESS VID SO THT WN WE LOOK FOR HINTS ON HOW TO GET PAST A LVL IN F.E.A.R. 2 PROJECT ORIGIN OR TO GET A SKULL IN HALO 3 THY MAKE IT HARDER FOR US TO GET OUR INFO BY PUTTING UP DAM RIK ROLL VIDS, WHICH IN ALL FAIRNESS IS GAY AND UNCOOL

IF U HAVE ANY QUESTIONS PLZ FEEL FREE TO SEND ME AN EMAIL AT cometxsamus@aim.com

THNX AND HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY AFTERNOON OR EVENING